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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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