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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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