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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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