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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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