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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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