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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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