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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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