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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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