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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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