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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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