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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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