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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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