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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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