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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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