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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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