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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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