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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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