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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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