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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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