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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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