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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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