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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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