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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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