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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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