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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Squishy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a bull 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
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