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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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