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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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