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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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