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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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