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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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