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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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