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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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