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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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