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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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