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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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