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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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