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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Professor
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a crocodile 🐊
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an ostrich 🐦
a warthog 🐗
a cheetah 😺
a lynx 😺
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