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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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