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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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