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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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