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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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