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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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