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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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