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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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