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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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