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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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