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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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