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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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