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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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