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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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