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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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