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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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