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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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