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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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