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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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