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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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