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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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