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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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