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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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