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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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