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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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