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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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