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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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